Friday, November 14, 2008

Attention K-mart shoppers

After living in Waxahachie, Texas for a year, I avoid any shopping experiences at Wal-Mart because that was my only choice when we were there. I avoid K-mart mostly because I was coerced at a young age by the movie Rainman to think, "K-mart sucks." I ventured into K-mart, however, because they had a giant banner that stated, "STORE CLOSING SALE" and I thought maybe a I could find a couple bargains for my classroom.

Instead, this really old man, whose wife was pushing the cart and making it no more than about 10 steps a minute, sees me and grins. He says quite loudly so that the entire front half of the store can hear, "LOOKS LIKE YOU WERE CAUGHT IN A SPERM STORM!" I nervously laughed and bolted for the game section.

What does that mean? That is the oddest thing that has been said to me since I have been pregnant. . .and it just confirms. . .K-MART SUCKS! I should have listened to Raymond.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Family Baby Shower

Some pictures from my family baby shower.








Wednesday, November 12, 2008

What pregnancy has taught me

I was pondering the spiritual as well as the practical things that pregnancy has taught me. I thought I would jot those down before I am in a new stage and have so quickly forgotten the former days. I'm not going to seperate my little lessons into categories. I'll just list some of them as they come to mind:

* God is in complete control over every situation and I feel rest in His SOVEREIGNITY!

* God is in charge of my child's salvation as much as I think I would like it to be me.

* I never knew I could detest vegetables as much as I did in my first trimester.

* I finally knew what Amelia feels like (on a permanent basis) around raw meat!

*Just when you think your belly could stretch no more it amazes you and stretches beyond your wildest dreams!

*I HAVE THE BEST HUSBAND EVER. He has been quite the stud not only picking up the large amount of slack that I am leaving behind but also his love of me and our child!

*Being pregnant is like being in a secret society. . .you get all the juicey details of labor and delivery, raising children and marital relations afterward (whether you want to know or not).

*It's harder to not know the gender of our child than I anticipated.

*I really don't like for things to be unplanned or unorganized (like not knowing when my child will arrive)

*Arrested Development is a really funny show (I learned this while on my short lived bedrest and many DVD series to accompany me).

*I stink at accepting help.

*I have an excellent family and Adam does too! I don't know what I would do without them!

* I laugh everytime I see my belly morph into some odd shape!

*I never knew I could be this disproportionate. My belly can be off center for hours at a time!

*I understand the Lord's love and sacrifice for me a little more than I did 8 months ago.

*I understand my own mother better than I did 8 months ago! :)

*I am a lot more selfish than I gave myself credit for.

*I am thankful that everyday is full of new grace and mercy!

*God knew what he was doing when he put me in my career. . .I have taught younger and younger students each year which has really helped my develop patience with very young (and disabled children). I don't think I could have recieved better preparation for having my own children (not to say I won't learn a ton from that!).

*I love Jesus Christ and what He did for me on the cross more than anything else in life. I pray everyday that our child will know Him at a very young age and walk with Him forever!

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

pics!

BEWARE: Content of this blog post may scare you
Halloween costume thanks to my creative sister, Tracy
the great pumpkin

How I look at 33 weeks

How I feel at 33 weeks!